some fun sex tropes:
- laughing during sex
- and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
- sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
- kissing to stay quiet
- biting to stay quiet
- one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
- "wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
- someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
- "you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
- kissing anywhere but the lips
- alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
- "we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
- anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
- sex with clothes half on/panties still on
- the pleasant misuse of ties
- sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense
So our doberman jumped the tall fence. Not the short fence, the tall fence. It took me, aunt, cousin and cousin’s husband to catch him. Thank god traffic stopped. But now we have to figure out what we’re going to do, because he jumped it like it was nothing.
And then he and his bestie Gozy got into the rat cage so now two of them are no more. They’ve never had any interest in them before. So now we need to figure out what we’re going to do about that.
Thank you everyone for your kind words and support. It really means a lot to me.
My mom’s husband died.
So I will be off the line today.
I love all you wonderful gophers.
Please read Handcuffed.
indianakatt said: ∞
Murder by Numbers-The Police
There really isn’t any need for bloodshed,
You just do it with a little more finesse.
If you can slip a tablet into someone’s coffee,
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.